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The other day, I ran into Stella, the small, cute boston terrier with no eyes. (NO eyes). She really is adorable and friendly and we get on quite well. As I continued on my walk, I thought "I haven't see that excellent dachshund in a few weeks. I wonder where he is". He's the dog I'd want if I had a dog. THEN I thought "Stella and that dachshund are both awesome dogs. They should get married".
And then I thought "Shit, I really am losing my fucking mind"
Whatever you are playing with better not be alive. It better not be dead either.
....making the gray blog red. Won't somebody PLEASE tell me how to use the internet.
There! I said it!
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/54204&confirm=1
I am really and truly and literally ACTUALLY getting more news from the Onion than from other news sources. Though I do have to thank channel 7- they taught me to appreciate Justin Timberlake. One fateful morning I was looking for news, like an IDiot. Instead I found 3 flawless Timberlake performances right in a row! Much more refreshing than that stuffy old war. Them other fu(kers don't know how to act!
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